They melt in your codpiece, not in your hand.

The sage and inquisitive Marie Evelyn asks me why KISS didn't do an endorsement deal with Hershey's Kisses instead of M&Ms, to which I have no reply. But I do know that there's no damned Wal-Mart anywhere near me which I know we're not supposed to shop there but there's no where else to get them. I'm barely interested in the new album, but I want the goddamned candies.